Cara Delevingne stars in the Call of Duty: Black Ops III live-action trailer

By now it is tradition: every Call of Duty gets a big-budget live-action trailer built on the promise that anyone — literally anyone — can be a badass in Call of Duty, provided they have the soul of a child and quick fingers.

Black Ops III’s entry stars Kevin, a couch potato whose movements “should be illegal” and who becomes unstoppable the moment he picks up a controller. His one equal: Cara Delevingne. The spot is narrated by Michael B. Jordan, with a gloriously confused cameo from Marshawn Lynch.

It is still one of the better entries in the series’ live-action run, and a fun time capsule from the run-up to one of the darkest Call of Duty campaigns ever shipped. The game itself — Call of Duty: Black Ops III — holds up too.